Maybe the Dumbest Spammer we have ever had

Discussion in 'Website news & discussions' started by Chuck, May 4, 2009.

  1. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    Several days ago, LevitraES joined. His homepage was to advertise the same so I banned him. Still, he visited THREE TIMES yesterday. This just seems so incredibly stupid, although I hold the possibility he could be desperately hoping someone would see his homepage while lurking.

    What a complete loser.
    Last edited: May 14, 2009
  2. MaxxMPG

    MaxxMPG Hasta Lavista AAA-Vee Von't Be Bach

    Total loser. If it weren't so time consuming to keep up with these spammers, it'd be fun to leave the profile intact and change the link of the male enhancement product to point to -
    Then edit each spam they post to read - "I was having trouble pleasing her until I showed her what's under the hood. Hybrid Synergy Drive. At 50mpg I can drive all night and not worry about running out of energy." I'm not sure Toyota would appreciate the double entendre in the endorsement, but it would be a great way to show these insecure spammers how they can contribute to society.
  3. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    If I had the authority to change the homepage of that spammer, I would.

    In my dreams, I'd infect spammers with malware that spams the spammer until even in their single-digit IQ mind they leave us alone.
  4. MaxxMPG

    MaxxMPG Hasta Lavista AAA-Vee Von't Be Bach

    As someone who does side work debugging home and office computers to remove the malware/bugs/etc, I have the same level of frustration. I too think it'd be fun to rig the computers of these spammers to have it commit some sort of criminal mischief so that the spammers are hauled away in chains. But after entertaining the thought for a few seconds, I remember that this would reduce me to their level, and would take time that I could otherwise use helping people and earning money. And I decide to look at the bright side - these morons are helping me to make extra cash by inventing ways to send infected links over email or IM messages.
    The male-enhancement products are a boon for ER doctors, as I read in an online article that most contain a blend of herbs and substances that usually cause cardiac arrhythmias, infarctions (heart attacks), strokes, and other sudden life-threatening conditions. Too bad the spammers can't be held liable for this loss of life or livelihood...
  5. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    Another mentally-challenged spammer: ddddyyyy

    Joined five days ago, yet keeps coming back trying to post from Banland.

    With a name like that, and a profile that suggests he came from three different parts of the world, does that sound odd?
  6. MaxxMPG

    MaxxMPG Hasta Lavista AAA-Vee Von't Be Bach

    Perhaps they listened to that old song about the ant thinking he can move the rubber tree plant using only high hopes.
    Well, trying repeatedly to post from Banland should keep them busy for a while...
  7. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    This guy decided to join with at least a half dozen socks, so Sean just blocked his IP and forget about spamming us.
  8. Elixer

    Elixer Well-Known Member

    He must keep very warm in the winter.:D
  9. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    His IP was from Russia. ;)
  10. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    LevitraES was banned May 6, yet he came lurking today. His profile has been stripped so it's impossible for him to sell anything.

    Makes you wonder how he was smart enough to join in the first place. :p
  11. MaxxMPG

    MaxxMPG Hasta Lavista AAA-Vee Von't Be Bach

    According to the manufacturer, one of the most common side effects of Levitra is headache. But what they don't mention is that the term "headache", as applied in the disclaimer for the medicine, is merely an adjective used to describe the jerks who post millions of scam messages in an attempt to sell counterfeit pharmaceuticals.

    It looks like our comrade LevitraES is certainly a headache for web administrators as well as any victims who think they're going to get actual medicine from this clown. If anything, they'd get a bottle of Flintstone vitamins. I hear the Bamm Bamm's are really potent. :D
  12. PaleMelanesian

    PaleMelanesian Beat the System Staff Member

    At least he's busy trying to post from banland here, rather than harassing some other forum. He's getting nowhere, but using up his time doing it. We're helping make the world a better place.
  13. Damionk

    Damionk DWL Lover

    Mmmm... Bamm Bamm...

    Wait...that sounds bad.
  14. fuzzy

    fuzzy Mild hypermiler

    It would probably be far too much work to set up, but ...

    Wouldn't it be nice for the banned spammers to see their own posts displayed normally, so they couldn't tell directly that their posts were removed?

    (This wouldn't work if they browsed as a guest or under another registered name.)
  15. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    Google indicated carlerry had spammed a number of sites in the last day and still trying to spam us from Banland. :p
  16. MaxxMPG

    MaxxMPG Hasta Lavista AAA-Vee Von't Be Bach

    Having recently watched "Blazing Saddles" again within the last week, I am reminded of the citizens of Rock Ridge who made a duplicate town for Hedley Lamarr's crew to destroy. Wouldn't it be fun to create a separate forum grouping of "spammers and trollers" and move their content over there, and then redirect their logins to lock them into that group only. Then we could occasionally go in there and torment them, or at least marvel at their insanity. And they could spam each other and eventually go broke buying fake watches or pills or trying to earn 100k a year by working at home in their pajamas. ...Wait, that is what they are doing now by spamming. :)

    But unlike the old West with its unlimited frontiers, the web's bandwidth costs money and the SpamCentral group would use some of the site's overall bandwidth. So the best approach is the current one - ban them and then laugh as they repeatedly try to spam us from the great beyond.
  17. Right Lane Cruiser

    Right Lane Cruiser Penguin of Notagascar

    Unless we pepper that area with a tripple helping of ads for revenue? :D

    (Unfortunately, I don't think VBulletin would let me section things off quite that completely.)
  18. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    Our latest Dumb Spammer of the Day: pppppqqqqqq

    I'd never found him with his unique name! :p
  19. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    I can't believe at the time of this posting, LevitraES is attempting to change his profile from was he smart enough to join to start with?

    Oh well, it's taking time from him spamming other places.
  20. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    This morning, ForexOnlineTrue is lurking from Banland.

    No links, etc to whatever he is selling - must be bored stiff. :p

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